Audalogy

Jerks always get the girls, while the nice guys lose out. Why?

Well, I have a theory. Girls like the challenge of bringing out the smallest nugget of a good heart in that so called “jerk.” Perhaps the glory of being able to conquer and tame that douche bag is what they are seeking. The best analogy I could come up with is that for women, turning a jerk into a nice guy is like taking away his virginity. He doesn’t necessarily have to be completely transformed into a nice guy though. All that matters at first is that he is gentle and loving toward that one girl(friend). That way, she gets all his attention while he turns away all other girls by being his typical jerk self.

Girls don’t necessarily fall for full out jerks. They fall for the jerk with a pinch of niceness on the inside, ready to be released by the girl of his dreams. She’s the only one who can unlock his true loving and caring heart. With this special ability, a girl feels as if she is making a difference in the life of that jerk. She feels as if she is giving back to the community and making the world a better place, by transforming the beast into a friendly pet animal, one step at a time.

Nice guys are left behind. With no challenge to be fought, a girl feels as if her own good heart isn’t being put to good use. What’s more, according to a theory popularized by Wong Fu Productions, it’s harder for a nice guy to give special treatment to a girl he truly likes, because he’s already nice to all the girls he meets. How is the girl supposed to know she’s different? A jerk on the other hand, only has to reveal his inner goodness to show a girl that she’s special, for she’s the only one who can change him for the better. Nice guys, where’s your ammo to compete?